Caption: "Fooderation Starship USS EatYerFries" \c044\c00
Captain: CaptainÆs log, stardate 33333333.8. We are in orbit around the planet Earth, the nexus of fast food in the universe. IÆve beamed Agent Biglips down to procure some snacks for his fellow Fast Food Freedom Fighters. God, I hate alliteration. \c045\c00
f/x: bosunÆs whistle\c046\c00
Scotty: Captain, we are being hailed, sir!
Captain: Put it on the main viewscreen.
Biglips: Agent ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha\c047\c00 reporting sir. Codename: Biglips!
Captain: Go ahead Biglips.
Biglips: Ahhhhh-choo! Ah, excuse me, sir. IÆve just been run over by a granola girl with a power drink and it made my nose itch.
Captain: Could it...be THEM?
Biglips: Yes sir...Captain. \c048\c00 Fortunately, nothing my super-muscular, fast food-fueled body canÆt handle. IÆm heading over to McDonaldÆs now to pick up the crewÆs orders.
Captain: Groovy, Agent Biglips! Make a run for the border, Weinerdude!
Biglips: Hai!
Captain: [groans] God, my hemmorhoids are killing me.
